We know that pick up lines rarely work and they are so cheesy (gosh!!) but nevertheless guys still use them. Maybe it’s just a guy thing that we’ll never understand.
The only good thing that could come out of it is probably guessing their star sign when they use those ‘conversation starters,’( a compatibility test perhaps with your star sign, you go ahead and figure).
But hey at least we get a good laugh out of it especially when telling our girlfriends the lines he used on you.
Aries
Arians are usually full of restless energy and are difficult to keep pace with. He’ll most likely use something like this on you – "Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me."
Taurus
Taureans are very headstrong and are not very adaptable to change. He’ll most like use something like this on you: "Hey I just realised this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
Gemini
Geminis are the most intelligent and communicative of all signs. He’ll most likely say - "My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with some of their money?"
Cancer
Cancerians know how to get things done and are good at motivating others. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you'd be called the McGorgeous."
Leo
Leos are the most proud of all the signs. They are stubborn and will only be loyal to whom they think are worth their loyalty. He’ll most likely say - "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."
Virgo
Virgins are perfectionists and will not hesitate to criticise if they find faults or something is not up to the mark. He’ll most likey use something like this on you - "You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!"
Libra
Librans are unselfish and are charmers. They do not like hurting other people’s feelings. He’ll most likely say - "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."
Scorpio
Scorpions have great emotional strength but are jealous and possessive lovers. They are also one of the most confident signs. He’ll most likely use something like this on you - "You look almost perfect… the only thing that's wrong is your lips, cuz they arent touching mine."
Sagittarius
Sagittarians are independent and are very adaptable to any situation. They are always ready to break free from anything work related. He’ll most likely say - "It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified."
Capricorn
Capricorns are goal setters and hard workers. They always strive for more and do anything to reach their desired goals. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman."
Aquarius
Aquarians are opinionated and refuse to budge when an issue comes up that relates to principals. They are noble and honest. He’ll most likely say - "Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful."
Pisces
They are quite shy and often are not comfortable with too many people and do not show how they really feel. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line." Next time a guy tries to use a pick up line on you why not come up with a funny come back?
Makes things a lot more interesting doesn’t it, especially if you think he’s kind of cute after all.
Kudos if you figure out what sign he is!
Courtesy :TOI
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Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Choclates & Zodiacs
It’s a known fact that the primary substitute for sex for a woman is CHOCOLATE! We just can't resist those tempting bars of rich chocolate, now can we?
But men love 'em too, you know. There's no denying they are yummy and the perfect Valentine's gift too. What happens with that precious box of chocolates, though, actually depends on his sun sign. So if you gift your partner a box of chocolates, are there chances for you to savour them too?
Well find out here…
Aries
Forget the thought! You’re not even getting a bite. Arians are known to be the impulsive and spontaneous kind. Leave them in a room with that box, and they are most likely to finish it off in one sitting. Guess that’s exactly where they get their abundant energy from!
Taurus
They are the completely possessive type. Get them a box of the sinful temptation and they’ll make it clear that it ‘belongs to them!’ Tough luck again! So does that mean you don’t get a bite? Not really, they’ll leave the strawberry ones for you to finish!
Gemini
Get them the assorted types and they’re sure to go crazy! Geminis are always craving for variety in their lives. They’ll enquire about every flavor with the general “is this one nice,” but be not fooled! You’re not getting any. Nice or not, they are finishing everything.
Cancer
These loving creatures have the habit of holding onto everything and never letting go. Be it a small gift, your old photos, or even a box of chocolates. While Arians will finish the box at one go, these guys will hang on forever. So you have enough time to sneak in and rob a piece! Even the tiniest box will be there for months on end. So if you plan this as your Valentine's Day gift, a few pieces will probably remain till the next Valentine's!
Leo
Finally your chance of getting a bite! Leos are naturally generous and warmhearted so you can gladly put your hand out for a piece! You'll get the piece all right but they will ensure you realise that THEY own the piece you're eating.
Virgo
There you lost your chance again! Virgos are extremely organised people who will break their bar into equal pieces with an idea of how many calories each piece has. The box is something they will cherish but not share. Infact asking them for a piece is the best way to get them irritated.
Libra
You can almost consider that box as your own! Celebrate! Librans believe in sharing and peacemaking. They always have a sense of share play and will make sure you get your half. If you ask them before buying that box, they’ll demand you buy two and explain, “one for you, one for me :)”
Scorpio
You won't regret getting your partner that box. Not that you’re getting a bite, but you’re going to surely love the experience. Scorpions are most likely to rub the chocolates all over you and lick it off.
Sagittarius
Give the embarrassment a skip if you plan to fetch your partner a pack of Cadbury. The brand conscious and lavish Sagittarian will only accept foreign chocolates. Or better! Buy the Cadbury and let them reject it. It's up to you!
Capricorn
Getting a box for them is not going to be an easy task! They’ll make you roam about the entire city to get the most ‘perfect’ truffles. When you eventually find it, you’ll wonder why you didn’t pick something else up. But don’t worry, your lover will surely treat you for the effort!
Aquarius
Buy them a box, and they will gladly accept it, and that’s the last time they will have touched it. Not one will enter their mouth. Forget chocolates! They’re only going to munch on healthy bars and protein shakes! And one fine day they’ll return it. A full box is yours. Sit back and relish!
Pisces
It's not just the chocolate you’re getting, it’s the love too! Pisces get easily moved by simple gestures and the selfless creatures will serve you with exactly what you got them. And they’ll love it so much that they’ll forget to leave a piece for themselves. You’re going to be fed every piece. So you can have the cake and eat it too!
Curtesy:TOI
But men love 'em too, you know. There's no denying they are yummy and the perfect Valentine's gift too. What happens with that precious box of chocolates, though, actually depends on his sun sign. So if you gift your partner a box of chocolates, are there chances for you to savour them too?
Well find out here…
Aries
Forget the thought! You’re not even getting a bite. Arians are known to be the impulsive and spontaneous kind. Leave them in a room with that box, and they are most likely to finish it off in one sitting. Guess that’s exactly where they get their abundant energy from!
Taurus
They are the completely possessive type. Get them a box of the sinful temptation and they’ll make it clear that it ‘belongs to them!’ Tough luck again! So does that mean you don’t get a bite? Not really, they’ll leave the strawberry ones for you to finish!
Gemini
Get them the assorted types and they’re sure to go crazy! Geminis are always craving for variety in their lives. They’ll enquire about every flavor with the general “is this one nice,” but be not fooled! You’re not getting any. Nice or not, they are finishing everything.
Cancer
These loving creatures have the habit of holding onto everything and never letting go. Be it a small gift, your old photos, or even a box of chocolates. While Arians will finish the box at one go, these guys will hang on forever. So you have enough time to sneak in and rob a piece! Even the tiniest box will be there for months on end. So if you plan this as your Valentine's Day gift, a few pieces will probably remain till the next Valentine's!
Leo
Finally your chance of getting a bite! Leos are naturally generous and warmhearted so you can gladly put your hand out for a piece! You'll get the piece all right but they will ensure you realise that THEY own the piece you're eating.
Virgo
There you lost your chance again! Virgos are extremely organised people who will break their bar into equal pieces with an idea of how many calories each piece has. The box is something they will cherish but not share. Infact asking them for a piece is the best way to get them irritated.
Libra
You can almost consider that box as your own! Celebrate! Librans believe in sharing and peacemaking. They always have a sense of share play and will make sure you get your half. If you ask them before buying that box, they’ll demand you buy two and explain, “one for you, one for me :)”
Scorpio
You won't regret getting your partner that box. Not that you’re getting a bite, but you’re going to surely love the experience. Scorpions are most likely to rub the chocolates all over you and lick it off.
Sagittarius
Give the embarrassment a skip if you plan to fetch your partner a pack of Cadbury. The brand conscious and lavish Sagittarian will only accept foreign chocolates. Or better! Buy the Cadbury and let them reject it. It's up to you!
Capricorn
Getting a box for them is not going to be an easy task! They’ll make you roam about the entire city to get the most ‘perfect’ truffles. When you eventually find it, you’ll wonder why you didn’t pick something else up. But don’t worry, your lover will surely treat you for the effort!
Aquarius
Buy them a box, and they will gladly accept it, and that’s the last time they will have touched it. Not one will enter their mouth. Forget chocolates! They’re only going to munch on healthy bars and protein shakes! And one fine day they’ll return it. A full box is yours. Sit back and relish!
Pisces
It's not just the chocolate you’re getting, it’s the love too! Pisces get easily moved by simple gestures and the selfless creatures will serve you with exactly what you got them. And they’ll love it so much that they’ll forget to leave a piece for themselves. You’re going to be fed every piece. So you can have the cake and eat it too!
Curtesy:TOI
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