Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Choclates & Zodiacs

It’s a known fact that the primary substitute for sex for a woman is CHOCOLATE! We just can't resist those tempting bars of rich chocolate, now can we?
But men love 'em too, you know. There's no denying they are yummy and the perfect Valentine's gift too. What happens with that precious box of chocolates, though, actually depends on his sun sign. So if you gift your partner a box of chocolates, are there chances for you to savour them too?
Well find out here…

Aries

Forget the thought! You’re not even getting a bite. Arians are known to be the impulsive and spontaneous kind. Leave them in a room with that box, and they are most likely to finish it off in one sitting. Guess that’s exactly where they get their abundant energy from!


Taurus

They are the completely possessive type. Get them a box of the sinful temptation and they’ll make it clear that it ‘belongs to them!’ Tough luck again! So does that mean you don’t get a bite? Not really, they’ll leave the strawberry ones for you to finish!


Gemini

Get them the assorted types and they’re sure to go crazy! Geminis are always craving for variety in their lives. They’ll enquire about every flavor with the general “is this one nice,” but be not fooled! You’re not getting any. Nice or not, they are finishing everything.


Cancer

These loving creatures have the habit of holding onto everything and never letting go. Be it a small gift, your old photos, or even a box of chocolates. While Arians will finish the box at one go, these guys will hang on forever. So you have enough time to sneak in and rob a piece! Even the tiniest box will be there for months on end. So if you plan this as your Valentine's Day gift, a few pieces will probably remain till the next Valentine's!


Leo

Finally your chance of getting a bite! Leos are naturally generous and warmhearted so you can gladly put your hand out for a piece! You'll get the piece all right but they will ensure you realise that THEY own the piece you're eating.


Virgo

There you lost your chance again! Virgos are extremely organised people who will break their bar into equal pieces with an idea of how many calories each piece has. The box is something they will cherish but not share. Infact asking them for a piece is the best way to get them irritated.


Libra

You can almost consider that box as your own! Celebrate! Librans believe in sharing and peacemaking. They always have a sense of share play and will make sure you get your half. If you ask them before buying that box, they’ll demand you buy two and explain, “one for you, one for me :)”


Scorpio

You won't regret getting your partner that box. Not that you’re getting a bite, but you’re going to surely love the experience. Scorpions are most likely to rub the chocolates all over you and lick it off.


Sagittarius

Give the embarrassment a skip if you plan to fetch your partner a pack of Cadbury. The brand conscious and lavish Sagittarian will only accept foreign chocolates. Or better! Buy the Cadbury and let them reject it. It's up to you!


Capricorn

Getting a box for them is not going to be an easy task! They’ll make you roam about the entire city to get the most ‘perfect’ truffles. When you eventually find it, you’ll wonder why you didn’t pick something else up. But don’t worry, your lover will surely treat you for the effort!


Aquarius

Buy them a box, and they will gladly accept it, and that’s the last time they will have touched it. Not one will enter their mouth. Forget chocolates! They’re only going to munch on healthy bars and protein shakes! And one fine day they’ll return it. A full box is yours. Sit back and relish!


Pisces

It's not just the chocolate you’re getting, it’s the love too! Pisces get easily moved by simple gestures and the selfless creatures will serve you with exactly what you got them. And they’ll love it so much that they’ll forget to leave a piece for themselves. You’re going to be fed every piece. So you can have the cake and eat it too!


Curtesy:TOI

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