Wednesday, February 10, 2010

The month of pick up lines!

We know that pick up lines rarely work and they are so cheesy (gosh!!) but nevertheless guys still use them. Maybe it’s just a guy thing that we’ll never understand.
The only good thing that could come out of it is probably guessing their star sign when they use those ‘conversation starters,’( a compatibility test perhaps with your star sign, you go ahead and figure).

But hey at least we get a good laugh out of it especially when telling our girlfriends the lines he used on you.


Aries

Arians are usually full of restless energy and are difficult to keep pace with. He’ll most likely use something like this on you – "Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me."


Taurus

Taureans are very headstrong and are not very adaptable to change. He’ll most like use something like this on you: "Hey I just realised this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend."


Gemini

Geminis are the most intelligent and communicative of all signs. He’ll most likely say - "My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Want to buy some drinks with some of their money?"


Cancer

Cancerians know how to get things done and are good at motivating others. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "If you were a new sandwich at McDonald’s, you'd be called the McGorgeous."


Leo

Leos are the most proud of all the signs. They are stubborn and will only be loyal to whom they think are worth their loyalty. He’ll most likely say - "You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."


Virgo

Virgins are perfectionists and will not hesitate to criticise if they find faults or something is not up to the mark. He’ll most likey use something like this on you - "You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection!"


Libra

Librans are unselfish and are charmers. They do not like hurting other people’s feelings. He’ll most likely say - "Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."


Scorpio

Scorpions have great emotional strength but are jealous and possessive lovers. They are also one of the most confident signs. He’ll most likely use something like this on you - "You look almost perfect… the only thing that's wrong is your lips, cuz they arent touching mine."


Sagittarius

Sagittarians are independent and are very adaptable to any situation. They are always ready to break free from anything work related. He’ll most likely say - "It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified."


Capricorn

Capricorns are goal setters and hard workers. They always strive for more and do anything to reach their desired goals. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "I think I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman."


Aquarius

Aquarians are opinionated and refuse to budge when an issue comes up that relates to principals. They are noble and honest. He’ll most likely say - "Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful."


Pisces

They are quite shy and often are not comfortable with too many people and do not show how they really feel. He’ll most like use something like this on you - "You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line." Next time a guy tries to use a pick up line on you why not come up with a funny come back?

Makes things a lot more interesting doesn’t it, especially if you think he’s kind of cute after all.

Kudos if you figure out what sign he is!


Courtesy :TOI

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